The Killers albums, stupidly summed up:

Hot Fuss: Murder is sexy. Everything is sexy. Even God is sexy. That bassline? Sexy. That guitar riff? Sexy? Casually made an album full of the most iconic songs of all time, no bother. Synths are glittery, and you know what else they are? Sexy.

Sam’s Town: Las Vegas is sexy! The desert is sexy. I’d fuck them both. The guitar riffs are even bigger, everything is bigger even the facial hair. You know who else is sexy? Bruce Springsteen.

Sawdust: ahhh shit if we don’t release these songs they’ll turn into sawdust. Also murders still sexy fyi

Day & Age: You know what else is sexy? Some more FUNKY basslines. Everything is going to shit, a tragedy is about to happen but I’ve got to pretend everything’s fine la la la listen to that. The music’s well sexy. NO. NO. Don’t listen to the lyrics!

Battle Born: You know what’s sexy? My wife! I love my wife. You know whats also sexy? Still Bruce Springsteen! Stadium rock is also well sexy. Oh also just going to casually throw in my kinks no you can’t stop me.

Don’t Waste Your Wishes: Christmas is real sexy btw. Especially a cowboy christmas. Oh and Santa. But Santa wants to kill me #awks

Wonderful Wonderful: Soooooooooooooooooooo life’s been hard the past few years, but that’s not stopping us Things are still sexy. You know what’s sexy? I AM! Oh and religion. Religion is real sexy.